How do you contact me?

If you’re a spammer: I recommend you comment in my blog where it’s pretty simple just to click delete forever—know what I mean? You’re welcome to spam my email address too because I have a really good spam blocker that will devour your email and lay it to rest in a respectable manner. I promise not to read or pay attention to your message however you send it to me, because I really don’t have an appetite for spam. If you’re a computer, you need to be burnt. If you’re a person… well, I was going to say you deserve to be burnt but I’ll be nice and just tell you that you should find something better and more constructive to do with your time. God bless! (you, definitely not your spamming)

If you’re a real, intelligent person: You can comment in the comments section on this post, or you can email me at contact@onewaypurpose.com. I enjoy hearing from my readers, and I’ll read and pay attention to whatever you’re saying. All communication outside of my blog automatically remains private. However I may request to post correspondence if I deem it meaningful. If you’re upset with something I’ve said or done, email me, I promise you that I’ll not get offended. I want to hear whatever you have to say.

If you’re a real, hating-kind-of-person: Email me at the same address as above. Hatemail comes directly to my inbox as long as you don’t swear, cause my spam filter can get a little self-righteous and indignantly throw it away. You wouldn’t want that to happen.

If you would like to capture me: I do have an address. But you have to email me for that.

I shall endeavour to respond to all methods of communication. If I don’t respond within 3 blogger’s days, please comment here on this post, or email me again.